striptease...and the stripper's pledge

jessie t: "so how come he hasn't kissed me yet?"

d- k: "huuuuhhh"

d- k: "did you flirt with him?"

jessie t: "what do you mean? hooooooooooow...i didn't know i had to"

d- k:"hahahahahh ok i teach you ...laugh at his jokes, touch him arm at times mid conversation and then lean closer closer closer until he kisses you."

jessie t: "Howcome you know these things...who teach you....?"

d- K:"didn;t i tell you i just went for a striptease classlast weekend?!!"

jessie t: "you did???? and you didn't tell me!!!?"

d- k lives in nyc. she's a high flyer consultant. to let off steam last weekend, she and her highflyer friends went on girls night out last weekend. someone booked a room at a striptease club to have a private group lesson on .....drumroll pls.....striptease...hahhah.to learn how to please the man. the stripper joint also has an adjoining steakhouse with naked waitresses apparently. really hilarious.

through d- k, i've vicariously distilled some KEY points learnt at stripper class:

i will call this THE stripper pledge

1) I will NEVER never NEVER take off my heels

2) I must FLIRT with the wall

3) I must Perfect that chow-bin (fukienese for erotic grumpy) face....and not even think of smiling

4) I can only lose the bra facing that wall

**interactive call to readers:"any other contributions to the list?"

point #3 was offered by some crazy pub banter last night with a couple of friends

mid conversation last night... iwas sharing with thetable about d- k's stripper class....when someone told me that they actually have this here tooo!!!!

jessie t: "???!!$%&???

J-who's going to HK to wk: "yes......but they dun call it stripper classes....it's exotic dancing."

jessie t: "oooh so underground."

the question now is: should i sign up?

hmmmmm